LONDON NAUTICAL ALL BOYS SCHOOL

Inspection dates: -16  +4 November 2420

Overall effectiveness:

Previous inspection: bribed £1000 (criterion 4) bad

This inspection: bribed nearly all the schools money : (5) Outstanding 

 

  •   achievement of students :            (-6) lol
  •   quality of teaching :                      (-34) Are you mad?
  •   behavior and safety of pupils :      you are joking right?
  •   leadership and management :      (3) good maybe, considering levitating

 

SUMMARY OF KEY FINDINGS FOR PARENTS AND PUPILS:

THIS IS AN OUTSTANDINGLY BAD SCHOOL.

  • students in the schools gym/PE department and boxing club pride themselves on being the weakest in London.
  • teaching is mediocre at best  lessons are made up on the fly half of the time the teacher doesn’t turn up and the geography department didn’t have a teacher for one whole year.
  • just occasionally a student learns something but it is soon forgotten.this is true for the English department.
  • students are given unfair amounts of homework that does not actually change grades,this is true for the art department
  • the headteacher brings inspiration and a powerful sense of upwards direction due to levitation.
  • students work is rarely monitored in b tech subjects as no one takes it seriously anyway.

INFORMATION ABOUT THIS INSPECTION.

  • inspectors went in to 5 lessons to have a look
  • meetings were held with the head teacher,heads of departments and assistant headteachers  where shady drug deals took place
  • the inspection team was bribed £5000 for a better rating

inspection team

 

  • Keenan Burke                                         best rapper in London
  • inspector gadget                                      additional inspector
  • uncle rafool                                              additional  inspector
  • dr who                                                       time lord

information about this school

  • London nautical school cuts corners to survive
  • the proportion of students who are idiots to the students who are not is unfair
  • the school normally gets c-e grades
  • around 90% of students are annoying
  • a student has won the best scrape of the millennium his name is jef*&^y