Author: Keenan

Bare vexed

I have read Isabelle Kerr’s article and partially agree with her opinion,This is because she is right about most of the new ‘slang words’ being bizarre,nonsensical and pointless but while this is correct it is also their purpose to be bizarre and nonsensical to her.She constantly repeats that it was her generation that created the slang like a mantra but sadly it is not,If it was her generation that created it she should be able to understand it.

She says that it does not reflect the newer generation due to most of the new additions relating to ‘reputation,image and sex’, but what she fails to realise is that this is the case because of the fact that WE MADE THEM. this is a sign that she is not a part of our generation but a part of the one before us. My generation made slang words such as ‘moist’, which means that someone is an idiot. Another example of this is ‘wasteman’ which means “someone who does nothing with their life’ or depending on the person who is saying it it ‘someone who is idiotic and embarrassing’. All of these reflect someone’s image and reputation, but hey – I am a teenager at an English state secondary school! My life is all about reputation, image and sex!

In the final paragraph she says that ‘Shakespeare would be turning in his grave’ but what she fails to realise is that Shakespeare is a pioneer in English language and in his works some words that are still used today started off as slang in the first place like cold-blooded or uncomfortable; if she was an actual fan of Shakespeare and if she was actually in Bristol university she should know something this basic.

Isabelle Kerr states that its a battle to prove that were not all ‘ASBO-wielding yobs who cant communicate properly’ but what she fails to realize is that slang is mainly used interchangeably in a sentence, not comprising it. When I do what you call ‘not communicating properly’ I am actually just starting a sentence; the ‘slang’ that I use is aye. In a sentence from me this means “hey” or “I am speaking now” the old meaning of this word used to mean “I assent” in the 1570’s while in the 1200’s it meant ‘yes’. While this is slang where I live in London it is still commonly used in Scotland and wouldn’t be considered slang at all. I use ‘aye’ because it is often faster than trying to say ‘Listen to me” and all I have to do is raise my voice to make myself heard. This doesn’t make me lazy or an ‘ASBO-wielding yob’ it makes me efficient and coherent.

She also includes two comments that have absolutely no relevance to the subject which say : “its over, They’ve won” and “No wonder there’s so much youth unemployment” when this has no actual relevance to the subject and I had no idea there was some sort of ‘war’ going on; while she uses other people’s opinion to support her own, she is unable to provide us with any proof of it other than her own opinion. If you ask a piranha if it likes meat of course it will say yes. Similarly if you choose your audience who’s opinion is anti-slang then of course their comments will be anti-slang.

She then goes on to undo what she had been saying by using slang in a sentence without explaining it and then she says ‘Aight’ which I have never even heard or said before and even when I ask other people from my generation no-one seems to know what it is.

She says that the fact that Oxford is awarding these words a place within them is “Unrealistic and unnecessary” but what she fails to realize is that most slang fits the criteria for getting into the dictionary. All the Oxford dictionary requires is that the new term “being used in a variety of different sources (not just by one writer)”, (from http://www.oxforddictionaries.com). Only then can it becomes a candidate for inclusion in the OED.

She also states “these words unfairly represent what can only be represented as this generations feeble etymological contribution to the English language” This makes no sense due to the fact that the definition of etymology is “A chronological account of the birth and development of a particular word or element of a word, often delineating its spread from one language to another and its evolving changes in form and meaning” (http://www.dictionary.com/). What is slang but development of new language? The definition shows that slang can indeed be counted as a normal word because of the fact that all words have started somewhere,like with Shakespeare. The word twerk started in 1820 when its definition was “a twisting or jerking movement” which then evolved in 1928 to mean of a odd or negative type “a twist” and eventually to what it is now.

So finally in my opinion I disagree with her because of the fact that Shakespeare who she said would be “turning in his grave” had created slang himself.

lns ofsted report satire

LONDON NAUTICAL ALL BOYS SCHOOL

Inspection dates: -16  +4 November 2420

Overall effectiveness:

Previous inspection: bribed £1000 (criterion 4) bad

This inspection: bribed nearly all the schools money : (5) Outstanding 


 

  •   achievement of students :            (-6) lol
  •   quality of teaching :                      (-34) Are you mad?
  •   behavior and safety of pupils :      you are joking right?
  •   leadership and management :      (3) good maybe, considering levitating

 

SUMMARY OF KEY FINDINGS FOR PARENTS AND PUPILS:


THIS IS AN OUTSTANDINGLY BAD SCHOOL.


  • students in the schools gym/PE department and boxing club pride themselves on being the weakest in London.
  • teaching is mediocre at best  lessons are made up on the fly half of the time the teacher doesn’t turn up and the geography department didn’t have a teacher for one whole year.
  • just occasionally a student learns something but it is soon forgotten.this is true for the English department.
  • students are given unfair amounts of homework that does not actually change grades,this is true for the art department
  • the headteacher brings inspiration and a powerful sense of upwards direction due to levitation.
  • students work is rarely monitored in b tech subjects as no one takes it seriously anyway.

INFORMATION ABOUT THIS INSPECTION.

  • inspectors went in to 5 lessons to have a look
  • meetings were held with the head teacher,heads of departments and assistant headteachers  where shady drug deals took place
  • the inspection team was bribed £5000 for a better rating

inspection team


 

  • Keenan Burke                                         best rapper in London
  • inspector gadget                                      additional inspector
  • uncle rafool                                              additional  inspector
  • dr who                                                       time lord

information about this school

  • London nautical school cuts corners to survive
  • the proportion of students who are idiots to the students who are not is unfair
  • the school normally gets c-e grades
  • around 90% of students are annoying
  • a student has won the best scrape of the millennium his name is jef*&^y

 

 

 

symbolism

in page 179 of to kill a mockingbird it says “the concrete pillars supporting its south roof were too heavy for its burden”. the pillars could symbolise the fact that the racist people have started to change their minds about whether racism is the right way to do things because it says at the end of the sentence “there burden” the definitions of burden are :

a. Something that is emotionally difficult to bear.
b. A source of great worry or stress; weight
this could mean that empathy has started to affect them due to the fact that they see racism every day in the streets.
in the second paragraph it says “rusty unreliable instrument” this could symbolise how racism is because it will only work when peapole are uneducated.
it could also mean that the world is changing and that people of the old world are trying to hold there world together although there world is unreliable while people  of the new world built the court to spite peaopole who are still trying to hold on to the old world.
the sentence that the pilliars are too heavy for there burden could mean that peopole around that time were less caring about the slaves than in the future.